It's just a trend (with apologies to Biz Markie)
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Have you ever had a coin that you tried to buy
And as soon as you did the price went sky high?
Let me tell ya a story of my situation
I was watchin this coin from the U.S. nation
The way that I met it was on a trollbox chat
It had binaries, a mining pool, the and the comments were whack
I just made a trade, drippin’, pourin’ with sweat
I was browsin through the crowd and guess who I met
I whispered in Vern’s ear, “Bring it to the exchange
So I can trade you up and down like a bic flame”
I asked what it’s ticker was, they said blah-blah-blah
It had 9/10 diff and a very big block
I took a couple of buys and was enthused
I said, “How do you like the price?”
They said, “I was very amused”
I started throwin’ bears, started throwin’ back the range
But when I sprung the sells, it acted kind of strange
Then when I asked, “Do ya have a pump and dump” she tried to pretend
She said, “No I don’t, I only have a trend”
Come on, I’m not even goin’ for it
This is what I’m goin’ singYou! You got what I need! But you say it’s just a trend!
And you say it’s just a trend!
Oh baby! You! You got what I need! But you say it’s just a trend!
But you say it’s just a trend!
Oh baby! You! You got what I need! But you say it’s just a trend!
But you say it’s just a trend!So I took blah-blah’s word for it at this time
I thought just havin’ a few coins couldn’t be no crime
‘Cause I have mad coins and that’s a fact
Like BCQ, XPM, FTC and FAT
Forget about that, let’s go into the story
About a coin named blah-blah-blah that I thought adored me
So I started buyin, takin all that I could
Spendin’ a lot of coin so we can build up
A relationship or some understanding
How it’s gonna be in the future we was plannin’
Everything sounded so dandy and sweet
I had no idea I was in for a treat
After this was established, everything was cool
The price bottomed out over night and never came back
I checked every day to see how it was doin’
Everytime I loaded it seemed somethin’ was brewin’
I loaded it and a 404 came up, and then I reloaded again
I said, “Yo, who was that?” “Oh, it’s just a trend”
Don’t gimme that, don’t ever gimme that
Jus’ bust thisYou! You got what I need! But you say it’s just a trend!
And you say it’s just a trend!
Oh baby! You! You got what I need! But you say it’s just a trend!
But you say it’s just a trend!
Oh baby! You! You got what I need! But you say it’s just a trend!
But you say it’s just a trend!So I withdrew my coins on a surprise visit
To see my block chain that was so exquisite
It was a cool day, I knew it was there
The first semester of the school year
I went to a website to ask where was it’s norm
This guy made me fill out a capatcha form
He told me where it was and I as on my way
To see my coin, I was happy to say
I arrrived in front of the block explorer
Yo, could you tell me where is this coin?
They showed me where it was for the moment
I didn’t know I was in for such an event
So I came to the webpage and I clicked on the link
Oh, snap! Guess what I saw?
A block chain that had been forked and I was punched in the mouth,
I was so in shock my heart went down south
So please listen to the message that I say
Don’t ever buy a coin when they say it just has a trend -
Oh baby Youuuuuuuuu