Bank/Password
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Conversation with bank computer on re-setting my password:
>(C = computer; M= me)>C-Sorry ,your password has expired- you must register a new one.
>M-Did anyone discover that password and hack my computer?
>C-No, but your password has expired- you must get a new one.
>M-Why then do I need a new one as that one seems to be working pretty
>good?
>C-Sorry, you must get a new one as they automatically expire every 30 days.
>M-Can I use the old one and just re-register it?
>C-No, you must get a new one.
>M-I don’t want a new one as that is one more thing for me to remember.
>C-Sorry, you must get a new one.
>M-OK, roses.
>C-Sorry, you must use more letters.
>M-OK, pretty roses
>C-Sorry, you must use at least one number.
>M-OK, 1 pretty rose
>C-Sorry, you cannot use blank spaces.
>M-OK, 1prettyrose
>C-Sorry, your password must be longer.
>M-OK, 1fuckingprettyrose
>C-Sorry, you must use at least one capital letter.
>M-OK, 1FUCKINGprettyrose
>C-Sorry, you cannot use more than one capital letter in a row.
>M-OK, 1Fuckingprettyrose
>C-Sorry, you cannot use that password as you must use additional letters.
>M-OK, 1Fuckingprettyroseshovedupyourassifyoudonotgivemeaccess
>Rightfuckingnow
>C-Sorry, you cannot use that password as it is already being used.Just a bit of fun.