The First Drunken Code Contest (Java) - Win 10 FTC \[FINISHED\]

[Tuck Fheman]

[code]public class ImASexGod {
private static final Random RANDOM = new Random();[/code]

This searches match.com for random chicks.

[code] do{//her
try {//it once
input = br.readLine();[/code]

Obviously code from GT5 where you do her in the breadline.

[code] System.out.print(“Enter numbers until you’re awesome.”);[/code]

Time waster routine for when there’s no hot chicks.

[code] if (!input.equals(“”)) System.out.println(“Only numbers are allowed. I’m a number nazi.”);[/code]

Tricky age verification to ensure 18+.

[code] while (isBetterBest(doubleList) < doubleList.getItemCount()){
List newlist = createSomething(doubleList);[/code]

Create list of hot qualifying women found in search.

[code] if (isBetterBest(doubleList)

[futureproof]

Haha. Brilliant!

[BikerGSX]

Damn-Blast! I should have got that one :'(

[Tuck Fheman]

Did I win? :P

[Kevlar]

[quote name=“Tuck Fheman” post=“48271” timestamp=“1388345646”]
Did I win? :P
[/quote]

No. But I liked your answer enough to give you a rep.

[DARKANGEL6415]

nice

[Tuck Fheman]

[quote name=“Kevlar” post=“48316” timestamp=“1388363730”]
[quote author=Tuck Fheman link=topic=6453.msg48271#msg48271 date=1388345646]
Did I win? :P
[/quote]

No. But I liked your answer enough to give you a rep.
[/quote]

How long until Rep’s are on Cryptsy?

[adamstgbit]

[quote name=“Tuck Fheman” post=“48324” timestamp=“1388370010”]
[quote author=Kevlar link=topic=6453.msg48316#msg48316 date=1388363730]
[quote author=Tuck Fheman link=topic=6453.msg48271#msg48271 date=1388345646]
Did I win? :P
[/quote]

No. But I liked your answer enough to give you a rep.
[/quote]

How long until Rep’s are on Cryptsy?
[/quote]

less long then someone winning this thing

I got 0 points
0!
* hang head in shame *

is the answer for #2 bubble sort?

is it sorting the numbers? i can’t tell the code is purposely confusing

*tries to read the “createSomething()” method*

:o

OH F THIS.

;D

[Kevlar]

[quote name=“adamstgbit” post=“48329” timestamp=“1388372067”]
is the answer for #2 bubble sort?
[/quote]

Nope.

[quote]
is it sorting the numbers? i can’t tell the code is purposely confusing
[/quote]

Well I was drunk when I wrote it! Why don’t you run the code and find out?

[delimitri]

[quote name=“Kevlar” post=“48193” timestamp=“1388323454”]
Welcome! I’m drunk, and writing code. I’ll give 10 FTC to the first person who can tell me the following:

1. What does this code do?
2. How does it do it?
3. How would I do this if I was sotally tober?

[code]
package totally.awesome;

import java.awt.List;
import java.io.BufferedReader;
import java.io.IOException;
import java.io.InputStreamReader;
import java.util.Random;

import org.joda.time.DateTime;
import org.joda.time.Interval;

public class ImASexGod {
private static final Random RANDOM = new Random();

public static void main(String[] args) {

List doubleList = new java.awt.List();

System.out.print(“Enter numbers until you’re awesome.”);

// open up standard input
BufferedReader br = new BufferedReader(new InputStreamReader(System.in));

String input = null;

do{//her
try {//it once
input = br.readLine();
} catch (IOException ioe) {
System.out.println(“Dude, that’s not awesome!”);
System.exit(1);
}

try {//it you’ll like it
double d = Double.parseDouble(input);
doubleList.add(input);
} catch (NumberFormatException e) {
if (!input.equals(“”)) System.out.println(“Only numbers are allowed. I’m a number nazi.”);
}

} while (!input.equals(“”));

printCurrentListAndStuff(doubleList);

while (isBetterBest(doubleList) < doubleList.getItemCount()){
List newlist = createSomething(doubleList);

//oh man this is awesome
//this must be where the awesome happens
if (isBetterBest(doubleList)

[zerodrama]

Too tired right now, but obviously it’s a number snorter and it has lines of code.

Back soon.

[Kevlar]

And ZD WINS!!! Congrats. Very well done.

One might call this a Monte-Carlo sort. It uses evolution to arrive at a perfectly sorted list by following this algorithm:

1. Get a list of numbers.
2. Randomly reorder the numbers in the list.
3. See if this list is “more” sorted than the last one.
4. If it’s perfectly sorted, we’re done.
5. If it’s better, use it as the new list, and go to step 2.
6. If it’s worse, throw it out and go back to step 2.

This is, obviously, highly inefficient and a huge waste of time and code to accomplish something that could be done using a lot less work.

The correct code to do this, as ZD correctly pointed out is with the one line of code: Collections.sort(list)

FTC will be sent tonight. Stay tuned for the next Drunken Coding Challenge!

[delimitri]

[quote name=“Kevlar” post=“48454” timestamp=“1388430164”]
And ZD WINS!!! Congrats. Very well done.

One might call this a Monte-Carlo sort. It uses evolution to arrive at a perfectly sorted list by following this algorithm:

1. Get a list of numbers.
2. Randomly reorder the numbers in the list.
3. See if this list is “more” sorted than the last one.
4. If it’s perfectly sorted, we’re done.
5. If it’s better, use it as the new list, and go to step 2.
6. If it’s worse, throw it out and go back to step 2.

This is, obviously, highly inefficient and a huge waste of time and code to accomplish something that could be done using a lot less work.

The correct code to do this, as ZD correctly pointed out is with the one line of code: Collections.sort(list)

FTC will be sent tonight. Stay tuned for the next Drunken Coding Challenge!
[/quote]

I might be blind, but it looks like ZD went to sleep.
Wasn’t that my answer that mentioned Collections.sort(listName)? :o

[Kevlar]

[quote name=“delimitri” post=“48548” timestamp=“1388449163”]
[quote author=Kevlar link=topic=6453.msg48454#msg48454 date=1388430164]
And ZD WINS!!! Congrats. Very well done.

One might call this a Monte-Carlo sort. It uses evolution to arrive at a perfectly sorted list by following this algorithm:

1. Get a list of numbers.
2. Randomly reorder the numbers in the list.
3. See if this list is “more” sorted than the last one.
4. If it’s perfectly sorted, we’re done.
5. If it’s better, use it as the new list, and go to step 2.
6. If it’s worse, throw it out and go back to step 2.

This is, obviously, highly inefficient and a huge waste of time and code to accomplish something that could be done using a lot less work.

The correct code to do this, as ZD correctly pointed out is with the one line of code: Collections.sort(list)

FTC will be sent tonight. Stay tuned for the next Drunken Coding Challenge!
[/quote]

I might be blind, but it looks like ZD went to sleep.
Wasn’t that my answer that mentioned Collections.sort(listName)? :o
[/quote]

Holy crap, I credited the wrong person entirely!!!

I take it all back.

delimitri wins!!! MY BAD!!! LOL. Sorry, please forgive me. I guess that’s what you get for running a drunken contest?

Sorry about that! Funds will still be sent tonight! :)

[delimitri]

[quote name=“Kevlar” post=“48454” timestamp=“1388430164”]

Holy crap, I credited the wrong person entirely!!!

I take it all back.

delimitri wins!!! MY BAD!!! LOL. Sorry, please forgive me. I guess that’s what you get for running a drunken contest?

Sorry about that! Funds will still be sent tonight! :)
[/quote]

Hahaha no problem. :D

I was just curious and looking for the answer in previous posts. I thought I might have missed it when reading through the responses the first time, and then when I couldn’t see anything I thought wait a minute… that was me… yay!!!

Thanks. Really appreciate it. I have only recently started mining, so only have 6 or 7 FTC at the moment. So this is a big bonus for me ;D

[Tuck Fheman]

[quote name=“delimitri” post=“48548” timestamp=“1388449163”]
I might be blind, but it looks like ZD went to sleep.
[/quote]

I was closer than zd. ;)

[chrisj]

[quote name=“delimitri” post=“48557” timestamp=“1388450964”]
[quote author=Kevlar link=topic=6453.msg48454#msg48454 date=1388430164]

Holy crap, I credited the wrong person entirely!!!

I take it all back.

delimitri wins!!! MY BAD!!! LOL. Sorry, please forgive me. I guess that’s what you get for running a drunken contest?

Sorry about that! Funds will still be sent tonight! :)
[/quote]

Hahaha no problem. :D

I was just curious and looking for the answer in previous posts. I thought I might have missed it when reading through the responses the first time, and then when I couldn’t see anything I thought wait a minute… that was me… yay!!!

Thanks. Really appreciate it. I have only recently started mining, so only have 6 or 7 FTC at the moment. So this is a big bonus for me ;D
[/quote]

Congratulations delimitri. Welcome to the forum.

Great thread too, more like this please.

[Kevlar]

[quote name=“delimitri” post=“48557” timestamp=“1388450964”]
[quote author=Kevlar link=topic=6453.msg48454#msg48454 date=1388430164]

Holy crap, I credited the wrong person entirely!!!

I take it all back.

delimitri wins!!! MY BAD!!! LOL. Sorry, please forgive me. I guess that’s what you get for running a drunken contest?

Sorry about that! Funds will still be sent tonight! :)
[/quote]

Hahaha no problem. :D

I was just curious and looking for the answer in previous posts. I thought I might have missed it when reading through the responses the first time, and then when I couldn’t see anything I thought wait a minute… that was me… yay!!!

Thanks. Really appreciate it. I have only recently started mining, so only have 6 or 7 FTC at the moment. So this is a big bonus for me ;D
[/quote]

I’m so embaressed by this. delimitri, you are definately the winner and I can’t believe I made such a silly mistake. Yeish! I hope your prize will make up for the confusion I must have caused you, and that you’ll participate in the next Drunken Coding Contest… which will be VERY soon!

Here’s your FTC: a5e98bb4c6ebc8f5210c8bfb2d5c6bb640fe198a3a17af26cfd80c96ef4df7d5

You can put that into the block explorer, and see that I just send 10 FTC to your signature address (ain’t transparency cool?).

Thanks again for participating, and hope to see you at the next one!

[delimitri]

Thanks again for the FTC :)

Will definitely keep an eye out for the next challenge.